Saturday, May 03, 2008

The Dreaded ~Wet~ Earthworm


The following conversation took place yesterday:

Me, after phoning my friend, Lauren: "Morning, Miss LaLa, I've already commented on your demented family..."

Lauren: (laughing) "Yeah, I read it and I'm getting ready to reply right back about your naughty comment!"

Next I hear a door opening and then closing. Suddenly I hear her making a LOT of dry-heave sounding noises......

Lauren: "I gotta call you back, I'm gonna to throw up NOW!"

5 minutes later, phone rings, it's Lauren.

Lauren: "I'm back."

Me: "Good. What the hell happened??"

Lauren: "Well, I picked up the newspaper and there were wet earthworms underneath it."

Me: "So???"

Lauren: "I get nauseous and then have to throw up whenever I see wet earthworms."

Me: "________________" (speechless because I'm laughing so hard)

Lauren: "That's NOT funny!"

Me: "Ummm....(still laughing)...yes it is!"

Lauren: "And I suppose you're going to tell everyone about this?!?!?"

Me: "Yep!"

Miss LaLa: "$%&#&^$^($(@$*#!!!!!!!"


You just can't make this stuff up!


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xoabb

11 comments:

  1. Of course, DRY earthworms would have just been WRONG.

    We love you mental.

    P.S. If it had been spiders, I'd be in the hospital on meds right now.

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  2. Ha Ha Ha. Y'all can laugh all you want at my expense. But, I just weighed myself, and I have lost 4 pounds in two days. That's right, 4 pounds. Ha Ha Ha.

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  3. Too funny, your really should have given us a link to "mental's" site so we could give her a hard time there.. (grin)

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  4. O- Never mind, I see mental commented here, giving us a link to that site herself.. (HEHEHE)

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  5. I know some cardinals and robins who would love to have her wet worms....yum, yum.

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  6. How funny! I have plenty of extra wet, creepy, crawly earthworms. I just found Mental's blog, too. ;-)

    Thanks for the link! Hope you enjoy the Daffodils!

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  7. Check out this cartoon :-)
    The minute I read it, I thought of this post, even though these are dry.

    http://www.gocomics.com/reallifeadventures/

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